- Sweet Home Alabma; Earl Smooter: "You can't ride two horses with one ass, Sugarbean."
- 40 Year Old Virgin; Nicky: "I'm starvin... let's get some f*@#ing french toast!"
- French Kiss; Kate: "My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch."
- My Best Friend’s Wedding; George Downes: "Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!"
- Office Space; Peter Gibbons: "It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care."
- 13 Going on 30; Richard: "Who’s your daddy?" Jenna Rink: "Wayne Rink!"
- The Object of My Affection; Nina Borowski: "Head up, young person."
- French Kiss; Kate: "All men are bastards. I never thought I'd be the kind of woman that would say that, but it's true. All men are bastards."
- Thing Called Love James Wright: "This check seems to be made out to 'selfish, arrogant dickhead.'" Miranda Presley: "Yeah, they'll cash it. They know it's you."
- The Incredibles; Edna E. Mode: "No capes!"
- 13 Going on 30; Jenna Rink: "You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy - and I don't like you at all."
- Bridget Jones' Diary; Bridget Jones: "This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers."
- Say Anything; Lloyd Dobler: "I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."
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